Imran- classy classy
well, the long overdue blog is finally up. kudos to all those responsible.rite abt now, i suspect that everyone should be comfortably set in mugging mode (damn muggers.) well save for the few who r still lounging ard thinking that promos is still a gd mth away and that retain is juz sumfink ppl put in their mouth (with me being the prime exponent of this school of thought =] ).
well i guess this is a gd time as any to have some comic relief (the first choice option would be to put andrew's friendster pic up here, however, i have no idea how to) and thus let's have some news abt the ongoings in and ard our class =] :
- rumour has it that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is amongst us. however the usage of the word "he" has become a matter of debate and confusion. the dark lord has vouched for the use of "he". authorities however remain highly sceptical.
- some individuals have reported seeing the fabled creature amoz in school premises. though these claims cannot be established due to lack of pictorial evidences, the public has been warned to remain cautious.
- the latest news in vollywood is that the marriage of singer/actor/director B. Tan with his wife Fiona Xie has hit the rocks. both r currently undergoing counselling. Fiona Xie especially.
- the public has been warned that a fugitive has escaped changi prison. K. Ling was charged for the murder of 15 000 muggles and is known to be highly volatile n dangerous. if spotted, DO NOT APPROACH and immediately call the relevant authorities, i.e. the l.e.s.l.i.e.
- paris hilton's sister, ann "drea" hilton has arrived in singapore. fans swarmed changi airport to greet her upon arrival, however many were left disappointed as she left without even a single wave. she has been quoted to say: "oh mah gawsh. that is like soooo disguzthinggg."
- Dee Dee jewellery has gone global. to purchase some of the jewellery pls call 1800- 6254- 4334 (toll free hotline) or visit www.neopets.com
- Denys has done Singapore proud by winning the Mrs Universe paegent.
- Several geologists have warned the public abt the upcoming earthquake that they have named Divyesh- Muthu. it has been predicted to hit india's south- eastern coast and several ppl have been evacuated. though tt would do little to save them from this upcoming disaster.
that folks r some healines in a flash. for more updates keep tuning in to this webbie or log on to Couch City. =].
have fun. muggers.
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