Imran- do you hear what's coming?
well folks, school's once again looming around the corner. as i hear the tinkling of the school's death knell along with the mad scribbling of supposedly overdue essays, i think this time is as gd as any for us to just sit back relax and observe the things around us. personally, i've gone 69 hours without sleep (and gunning for the record of 72 hours mind u) and living mainly on coffee, so i have no idea y i'm doing this instead of juz continuing wif my work so that i can go to sleep. insane habits aside, several queer things have happened since my last entry. here are some of the happenings:- indonesian ambassador to singapore, miss pefita augustin, has arranged an urgent meeting with president bambang susilo yudhoyono regarding the oil crisis facing indonesia. miss pefita has proposed divyesh as a solution to the rising oil prices. "with the oil reserves we can get from divyesh, not only can we power 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 homes, we will also have infinite supply of oil and rising oil prices would be a thing of the past," said miss pefita. it is widely believed that miss pefita has managed to persuade divyesh to agree to this proposal with a half eaten sandwich.
- local police are currently on the lookout for an individual called meanru. it is understood that meanru is on the run for forcing sherry flavoured salsa down people's throats. this has led to the deaths of several people including one john ang. the only survivor of this ordeal is miss charis, who managed to survive by willingly wolfing down the salsa as part of her "diet" regime.
- after launching a highly successful line of jewellery, didi has decided to launch another venture. this time, into the catering business in order to undercut the canteen vendors. it is understood that didi is offering everything that is in her kitchen. the menu changes by the day and you may order online by going to www.denyslovesandrew.com.
- miss andrea loh has become the first woman to triumph over technology and in particular msn. in a press conference earlier, miss andrea was quoted to say, "u noe its like so many people dont know how evil msn is. i was like trying to go online but like the thing wouldnt let me. i was like searching all around and i finally managed to find this button that had the words sign in. i didnt like have a pen to sign with so i like juz pressed the button. like helloooo its like so small. after pressing the button, i persevered and i managed to go online. take that technology!"
- after several flings wif GIC, singapore technologies and google, playboy/ cassanova leslie has finally decided to settle down. "thanks to yishcola dating services, i've finally managed to find the love of my life. she's constantly on my mind and she makes me really happy," said leslie. the marriage between mr leslie tay and miss econs tys will take place later today.
- fiona xie is still in counselling.
alrite guys, have fun with work and yes it is true. holidays are coming to an end =(
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