denys - my turn!
Ok, like everyone else I am going to try to fit everyone inside, because I am nice too. =) Oh, and please don't take these too seriously. =D1. your gynaecologist : what the feck! this is a sexist quiz! but anyway if i had to, melissa! she's mature enough to handle such matters, and somehow i think her presence is calming enough to negate the fact that... well, let's not go there.
2. your son's wife : yisha - she's so nice (even though she claims she is ebil!) and hardworking! really important, especially in the event that my son has the work ethic of a rotting corpse (following in his father's footsteps, of course)
3. your daughter's husband : amoz - assuming he shows up for the wedding, that is. =)
4. your boss : didi - because she looks extremely professional in a suit! also because i can see her screaming at me for not meeting my quota of sold earrings. =)
5. your husband/wife's best friend of the opposite sex : leslie - because he can go SHOPPING (argh unholy word!) with her for me! i'd rather get drunk on dog pee than watch my wife shop. i'm sure leslie has the patience for it though. =)
6. your household pet : daryl - not that his stories will change for the better but it'll be fun to argue with him about why he should fetch the stick. =D
7. your lawyer, assuming you just killed a nice old pregnant lady out of sheer evilness : shawn - then we can WEEEEH the chief justice before he gets bundled out of court, and yours truly onto death row; it'll be worth it!
8. your lawyer, assuming someone thinks you did it but you DID not do it! : bob - i can see him doing a very good job! and even if he fails we can still WEEEEH the chief justice to make it worth the while. =)
9. your brain surgeon : definitely not andrew, he'll be jealous of the size. =) i'll say peppy, because if anything goes wrong then i'll have a free piano/guitar player at my funeral!
10. your single parent : nicola - she'll make sure i have good food to eat, not instant bloody noodles every single day! (cough)
11. your alone-on-a-desert-island person : divyesh - if i somehow get him into the water, it'll no longer be a desert island! more like noah's ark part ii or something.
12. your invisible friend : minru - with her amusing and hearty laughter i'll definitely know when she's around! =)
13. the king/queen of the world : andrea - she's got some potential! more importantly, can you imagine how much moolah green day will make when she's elected by re-releasing their album? =D
14. the king/queen of the universe (universe > world) : sulastri - if only to watch the universe be forced into donning black flowing robes and scream masks and calling each other names like "death eater #12389645" =)
15. your hitman assuming you need to finish up something : kailing - when she's done with the poor soul, i guarantee hannibal lector will look like barney the dinosaur. =)
16. your personal fitness trainer : andrew - so i can grab some popcorn and watch all the exercise machines start gangbanging him like they always do
17. your prime minister : bertrand - then i can get him to exile me to new zealand so i don't have to do ns! wooooo hoooooooo
18. your child's best friend : tricia - she's so fun loving, my child will surely enjoy her company! denys junior, age 2, zouk regular! =)
19. the unfriendly neighbour you warn everyone else about : imran - he bites! (as divyesh can attest) =)
20. your drawing partner : sherry - the advocate of all things bees! highlights include the immortalization (i am inventing words here) of her pw group into identical bees with nifty equipment like hockey sticks and track shoes. unfortunately she does not think much of my supposed-to-be-bees-monsters. =(
21. the mysterious person you meet somewhere and want to know better : qixin! - all i know is that she is in band! =(
22. your personal shopper : charis - she just that eye for fashion - i trust her taste! =)
23. the director of your credit card company : denys - free money? sign me up! plus i'll be the most good-looking credit card company director around! =D
24. the best looker in class : jean - because it's too egoistic to put my name here! =)
This has been a Denys production
